Hudson River Mermaids

From Strange Truths (p.21)

Days after the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) published a report denying the existence of mermaids, an inside source obtained information to the contrary.

Lori Harrison, told Strange Truths that at least 65 mermaid researchers and experts gathered earlier this month in the Dominican Republic to examine all of the known evidence and have concluded emphatically that half-human, half-fish hybrids exist and are living among us peacefully.

Harrison went on to reveal that "magic females", who first appeared in cave paintings in the late Paleolithic, do exist and are living in all the waterways of the world.

Mermaid experts say that the majority of mermaids are in the warmer waters of the Caribbean and Mediterranean, but that many have been spotted in the Pacific Ocean and Southern Atlantic. "There is a large school of mermaids, swimming in the Hudson River along New York City," said mermaidologist, Eugene Thompson, of the University of Florida.

Strange Truths has also learned that after the events of July 4th in the Hudson River, the U.S. government has captured and detained at least 7 mermaids that were creating havoc. They are being kept at an undisclosed aquarium, where they are being studied. The President of the United States has personally met the mermaids and was quite impressed according to reports.

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